"Make America Great Britain" - Donald 'Not-A-Russian-Spy' Trump

Friday, March 31, 2017

The End...

It's the end of a few things now.  The end of Photoshop telephone, the end of March, and the end of my time blogging at Logan.  And I know a few of you are thinking "YES!  THIS $*90^&%)%A)$*($^$^%$)^&)^)^)^&)&^)$) IS FINALLY STOPPING BLOGGING!  THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!" But it's not...

I've been doing the SoL challenge for two years now, and my posts have evolved A LOT.  I started two years ago with a rant on Leap day with cussing literally every other sentence.  And then there's this month, where most blog posts I "rarely" cuss if ever...  And the content has changed a bit too.  I've evolved from using MS Paint, and now I actually make Semi quality Photoshop's.  But it's the end of an era.  No more march rants.  No more random pictures.  But SoL is going to keep happening.  And stuff.  Two years from now, are there even going to be rants?  Is there even going to be SoL?  So yeah.  SoL is over.  :(

Goodbye SoL... You will be missed...

I combined everything into the Trump rally, and it's a masterpiece. 
Now for a brief rant on memes that everyone needs:

Actually, if you aren't dank such as Spaghetti and I, I suggest skipping this part

iFUNNY MEMES ARE NORMIE MEMES.  FACT
FACEBOOK MEMES ARE NORMIE MEMES.  ALSO FACT
9GAG MEMES ARE NORMIE MEMES.  FACT TOO
4/20 ISN'T A HOLIDAY FOR WEED.
ALL MEMES GROW OLD AFTER A WEEK OF USAGE.
IMPACT FONT IS NOT MEME FONT, UNLESS YOU ARE A NORMIE.

And most importantly:

JET FUEL.
CAN'T.
MELT.
STEEL.
BEAMS.

Nice try, Bush.

Also, the greatest tragedy of 2017 is NOT Trumps Election... If you can guess what it was you win.

You can follow the blog and I might keep slicing.. Potentially......

Probably not though, but follow just in case!

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Some stuff I did

I made a thing
Yay....

This is seriously the pinnacle of my life RN.  Sad.

I guess I'm going to rant about needle felting...

It's tedious.  It's fun.  YOU GET TO STAB THINGS A LOT!  YAY!  AND THEN EVENTUALLY IT TURNS INTO SOMETHING!  MORE YAY!  So I'm probably going to make a Dalek out of wool to give to Kimmy... And possibly a triforce.... And maybe something voted on in the comments... So y'know, comment.  Stabbing things is generally fun.  I'm done here...

Also, the nerdier the thing the better, nerdy things are cool.

Citation not needed.

I did one of those felting things.  Yay.

Have some videos of dogs to make you feel better about your life.

video
The word was gifted....

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

RMQM

So Lily says I'm supposed to write all about the RMQM... WHICH SURPRISINGLY, WASN'T THAT BAD!!!  I know, right?  Usually I criticize museum exhibits, not say I enjoy them!  Come to think of it, I usually criticize EVERYTHING.  Oh well....

So what was cool about them?  For one, most of them weren't really quilts... They were pieces of art, not exactly what you would think when you think the word "Quilt".  For example, one was an epic nighttime scene depicting some elkalopes.  Those are a thing now, by the way.  THEY WERE LITERALLY SO COOL.  BECAUSE PAINTING A SCENE IS COOL AND STUFF, BUT THESE WERE MADE OUT OF FABRIC.  Let me give you a moment to take that in.

F A B R I C
A               I
B               R
R               B
I                A
C I R B A F

I feel I have given you sufficient time...

So that was pretty cool.  The museum was also very laid back and the exhibit was small, so I didn't spend hours looking at quilts (Because if I did, I would have a very different take on the museum.

Another thing:  They had actual human tour guides.  Like ones that aren't robots.  SO GREAT!  NO ANNOYING WALKY TALKY LIKE ART MUSEUM THINGS!  Everyone hates those things...  And these actual humans had a sense of humor!  During the entire exhibit, we had a running joke that quilters went insane.  It started when the person was explaining some quilt (I forget which one) and my mom asked if they went insane.  Later, there was a pink quilt made of "yoyo's" and the tour guide explained that some teenagers made the yoyo's while being read the dictionary.  My mom couldn't help herself and said "Now they went insane."  So I laughed, my mom laughed, the tour guide laughed, and the microwave laughed.  The joke escalated from there as you might imagine.  It was all fun.

In other news, I'm learning how to sew to help prepare me for DSA costume making/my matrix!  Yay?

The order is getting sort of jumbled, so I edited spaghettis today: 

Monday, March 27, 2017

Dog Walking

So over the break, I'm doing dog walking... YAY!  (The owners of the dogs are out of town so I have to bike to their house every day and feed the dogs in the morning then again at night).  The dogs (Kippy and Bandit) are the sweetest things and are generally the best... There's not really anything else to say so have some pictures and a video:

Kippykam 5000

Wut is going on Here?

Howdy

Banditcam



Snobbish Macho Victorious Wanting Bear

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Gabe Leads a Double LIfe

I thought I would follow the prompt and write about the hamster in our slicing midst...


So let's start with all of their hamster related posts.  Let's start with The Quirks of Hamsters 4... So in this there's a picture of a so called "Hamster X"  And we have NO PROOF that it is in fact Gabe taking the picture... So is this the first released picture of Gabes hamster counterpart?  Yes it is.  But there's more proof: 

You might notice that the Gabe hamster is scurrying AWAY from the food bowl, contrary to common hamster behavior.  Could it be that it wants to get out of frame so that we don't know it exists?  Precisely the case. 


And look at this picture.  Look at the "Food" in the bowl.  Then look at the fur of the two visible hamsters.  Pretty similar looking food, right?  Except it isn't food.  The two hamsters are hiding Hamster X from view.  You can even see one whispering to Hamster X about what's going on!  And everyone that thinks this is crazy, you're wrong.  This conspiracy even goes back to the quote Gabe has had on his blog since day 1.  Never Give up on your dreams - Keep Sleeping.  And this is our final piece of evidence.  He wants us to keep "sleeping" and having our ignorance of what is really going on.  And Never give up on your dreams is a reminder to him to keep working on global domination.  So that, my friends is conclusive.  We have gone back to the very roots of Gabes blog and even there, there is proof of Gabe's hamster double life.  So do what you must, tweet it out, let the world know.  #GabeLeadsaDoubleLife

PS Challenge:
I got abject?  What does that mean?
(of something bad) experienced or present to the maximum degree.

This will be Fun...
Abject Glamourous Mindless Koala