Fire!

My Aunt is visiting, and tought us a new way of making Easter Eggs:  With Hot Wax! And how do you heat up wax?  With a candle of course!  And how do you dry off dye?  With a paper towel!  Before I remind people how little things could go wrong, I'd like to point out that we aren't religious, and were doing Easter Eggs for fun.  Great!  Now to the story...

I was putting the wax coating over my blue color (The wax is to keep colors normal when dipping in other dyes) and out of the corner of my eye, I saw the candle.  You know, the type of candle with a flame 500 times larger than normal.  It took me a moment to register, so I kept working for a moment.  Then I realized:  We didn't actually own that brand of candle!  I glanced over at our candle and saw what was wrong:  I no longer saw my dye drying device and instead saw a HUGE BALL OF FIRE.  So I did the first thing I thought of: I ran over to the sink and got a glass of water to put it out (The good thing about writing your own blog is you can change up the facts however you want).  Fine.  I started screaming FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE!  The next logical step would be to put it out, but since I'm not logical my mom took action: she took the GIANT THING OF FLAME threw it on the floor and started beating it with a dish towel.  Never before has the Hitchhikers Guide been so truthful.  With the immediate crisis over we put out the other really low candle so it didn't catch things on fire (The paper towel put the first one out).  There was one problem with the entire event (Other than the chance of burning the house down) My mom had the bright idea of putting burning paper on the floor!  Naturally, it turned into ash which made a mess!  My proposal: You should have put the burning towel on your head!  The hair would have cought it all!  It may of even cought on fire!  That's not very good, so lets continue.  Once the paper towel was all ash, there was another idea:  Lets SWEEP this extremely light substance and hope it doesn't fly everywhere!  It flew everywhere.  Go figure.  In the end, we got everything figured out while maintaining control of a house.  Better yet, we could pass the ash off as the wax!  Anyways, I can't continue the story because a) Thats the end of the story, and b) I have to go take care of that nuclear spill in our backyard

(Nothing interesting happened afterwards, so thats the best way I had to finish the blog)