A lively 33 year-old man
A reckless 65 year-old woman
The story begins in a prison
Someone is badly injured in a car crash
It's a story about a countdown to disaster
Your character discovers some unpleasant truths
Because nothing ever goes wrong when you generate a random plot and expect it to make sense. Here goes nothing. THIS IS GOING TO BE OVERLY EXAGGERATED. IF YOU ARE DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO SARCASM, YOU SHOULD FINISH UP YOUR WILL, THERE IS ONLY A FEW MINUTES LEFT.
Oh golly, I was arrested! How fun when misses sunshine here jumped in front of my happy little car, and I was arrested and brought to the mental ward for attempted murder! All the people here are so fun, but the golly lady came in the other day! She was wearing shades and had a machine gun and a hat that says "Make America Great Again!" She's so cool with her karate crutches, I wish I could be just like her! So on her first day at lunch, when she couldn't get a 666th serving she shot the cook in the head BAM BAM and was brought to solitary! I heard she even killed a rat there and was brought to solitary solitary! Pretty cool huh? So the other night, she was like BOOM BANG and shot the guards in the head! And I must be pretty cool since she wanted me to come with her! Pretty rad. That was my attempt to sound cool! You know what's even cooler? Stories in 3 parts! This will be amazing!
Also Sorry this was Short, I was busy all day and didn't have time to elaborate. It will be longer tomorrow. I have a car ride and I'm not afraid to use it!
ReplyDeleteWell... This will certainly be an interesting story, and I have no idea where you will take it. I like that you write it in a way that sets the scene. Nice start to a story!
ReplyDeleteOh no. I am scared. Good job with the writing, but this is a really bad idea. Wait- there are two more parts of this? Ohh no.
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