State Motto's (Not to be confused with State Nicknames although some State Nicknames double as State Motto's)

I haven't blogged in a while.  Instead, I was in CALIFORNIA, the Golden State.  Why the golden state?  I'm really not sure, other than when a shit-ton of people got into white things and left to become rich, only to find absolutely nothing and be extremely poor on the cold coast.  I would suggest the name The Disappointing State, except Oklahoma is a much better fit for that title.  So I guess the other motto, Eureka! will have to do.  Wait a minute... According to Google,

eu·re·ka

exclamation

a cry of joy or satisfaction when one finds or discovers something.

synonyms:

bingo, I've got it, that's it "Eureka! The word 'borage' completes the crossword puzzle!"

First off, WHY? California seems intent on discovering gold with motto. So heres some motto gold: California: The Where's The Findings State. Or, the WTF State for short. Also, BORAGE. Eureka! Borage is a plant! This explains the example, because I would definitely shout Eureka after I discovered that the person who made the crossword on today's newspaper is a complete asshole.

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But back to the subject at hand, state motto's.  I'll save the blog about borage for later.  

Kansas. As Big As You Think. This is amazing on so many levels. How big do you think Kansas is? This is NOT including Oz, if you were wondering. Maybe 10,000 or 20,000 square miles? 82,277 mi².  But most of the time I think ZIP about Kansas, so by this logic, it should be wiped off the map.  This is one of the most honest of the state mottos.  Now, OKLAHOMA.  I'm going to regret this.

Oklahoma.  Native America.  Not to be confused with Native 'Murica, which is Texas.  So according to a website made in 1999, which explains the terrible formatting and font choice, Oklahoma has the second most Native Americans and Native Alaskans, because someone decided to include them.  Who has the most?  California, but they are too proud of the small amounts of people who found gold.  So Oklahoma has NOTHING ELSE to brag about.  I don't blame them, I've been there and it's not fantastic.  It's Simply OK.

Texas.  Not actually Native 'Murica.  That's too bad.  The Lone Star State.  Wow.  There's not really much to say about this one.

South Carolina: Smiling Faces, Beautiful Places

South Dakota: Great Faces, Great Places

Yeah.  It's just the south.  If you didn't know, southerners are very proud of their faces and places.