Making America Great... Again

Highlight of the plan:  Make a wall between Mexico and America.  And Mexico is paying for it.  Now some people have made it extremely clear that this won't happen, such as a certain retired leader of Mexico who went out of his way to curse in his SECOND LANGUAGE that Mexico wouldn't pay for the wall.  Our friend Trumps response?  The wall just got ten feet higher.  That's ten more feet for Trump to climb over to get to Mexico to argue for getting them to pay;  Or rather, another ten feet for his slaves to climb as he sits back in his Multi-Million dollar mansion with his personal hairstylists, who surprisingly aren't fired yet.

Trumps Plan:

"You're FIRED!"

That is an EMPTY THREAT!  They still won't pay, and making them not pay more isn't going to help.  So WHAT IS THE POINT?  

Other than this.

Anyways, lets look at the plan:

An Excerpt from Trumps Website:

Trade tariffs, or enforcement of existing trade rules: There is no doubt that Mexico is engaging in unfair subsidy behavior that has eliminated thousands of U.S. jobs, and which we are obligated to respond to; the impact of any tariffs on the price imports will be more than offset by the economic and income gains of increased production in the United States, in addition to revenue from any tariffs themselves. Mexico needs access to our markets much more than the reverse, so we have all the leverage and will win the negotiation. By definition, if you have a large trade deficit with a nation, it means they are selling far more to you than the reverse - thus they, not you, stand to lose from enforcing trade rules through tariffs (as has been done to save many U.S. industries in the past).

What this is saying, is that Mexico has eliminated American jobs, and instead of ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND MAKING MORE JOBS, we should set up a Tariff limiting trade from our third largest trade partner.  Of course, this impacts the Mexican's more than the Americans, but there are still lot's of negative things that would come from this happening.  For Example:  When such a large supply of stuff falls, demand shoots up, making things way overpriced, essentially making people poorer, and possibly causing another great depression!  That's always fun, I'm glad Trump will be able to afford everything with all his money.

Another Idea, Credit TRUMP.

Cancelling visas: Immigration is a privilege, not a right. Mexico is totally dependent on the United States as a release valve for its own poverty - our approvals of hundreds of thousands of visas to their nationals every year is one of our greatest leverage points. We also have leverage through business and tourist visas for important people in the Mexican economy. Keep in mind, the United States has already taken in 4X more migrants than any other country on planet earth, producing lower wages and higher unemployment for our own citizens and recent migrants.

There is one problem: This.  A lot of those "Illegal Aliens" aren't actually illegal.  You can't just shoot a bunch of immigration laws in the head without the rest of government stopping you.  Remember Trump, this is a Democracy, not a Dictatorship.  North Korea is West from here, and if that's not exactly what you're looking for, Russia is North from there.  Trumps last idea is pretty similar, so I'll just leave you to read through that.

Don't Say I Didn't Warn You