(Oddly) Opinionated: Gabe Leads a Double LIfe

I thought I would follow the prompt and write about the hamster in our slicing midst...

So let's start with all of their hamster related posts. Let's start with The Quirks of Hamsters 4... So in this there's a picture of a so called "Hamster X" And we have NO PROOF that it is in fact Gabe taking the picture... So is this the first released picture of Gabes hamster counterpart? Yes it is. But there's more proof:

You might notice that the Gabe hamster is scurrying AWAY from the food bowl, contrary to common hamster behavior. Could it be that it wants to get out of frame so that we don't know it exists? Precisely the case.

And look at this picture. Look at the "Food" in the bowl. Then look at the fur of the two visible hamsters. Pretty similar looking food, right? Except it isn't food. The two hamsters are hiding Hamster X from view. You can even see one whispering to Hamster X about what's going on! And everyone that thinks this is crazy, you're wrong. This conspiracy even goes back to the quote Gabe has had on his blog since day 1. Never Give up on your dreams - Keep Sleeping. And this is our final piece of evidence. He wants us to keep "sleeping" and having our ignorance of what is really going on. And Never give up on your dreams is a reminder to him to keep working on global domination. So that, my friends is conclusive. We have gone back to the very roots of Gabes blog and even there, there is proof of Gabe's hamster double life. So do what you must, tweet it out, let the world know. #GabeLeadsaDoubleLife

PS Challenge:

I got abject? What does that mean?

(of something bad) experienced or present to the maximum degree.

This will be Fun...