This video WILL give you nightmares

On the topic of revisiting old posts, THIS F*CKING BEAR!  Does anyone remember him?  Miles?  No, Miles come back!  Escape the youtube hole!  On second thought...  Stay there!  It's better this way...

So let's start with the opening dance.  As you may remember, our furry friend has a satanistic background but did you know he's also a pedophile?  Thats right!  Why don't you check out his line of sight in this first dance scene: 

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Stop it.

EVERY TURN.  HE'S STRAINING.  FOR A BETTER VIEW.  WHAT THE HELL TINYSCHOOL?  WHY DID YOU DO THIS?  WHY? Lets continue...  Wait?  Why aren't their lips moving?  More importantly, ARE THEY DABBING?  TEENAGERS!  ALL OF THEM!  Seriously, these fellas practically invented the dab.  This video was uploaded in 2014.  TWENTY FLIPPING FOURTEEN!  That was back in the day when we actually had a half decent president!  (Of course, my blog is "Fake News" so who am I kidding?)  Anyway...  Wait.. Watch the bears tie thing closely.  THAT'S RIGHT!  IT MOVES!  PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE THE DECENCY TO HAVE NORMAL CHARACTERS AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO ADHERE TO NORMAL PHYSICS!  You're moving up in my world, tinyschool, you're moving up in... Cancel that.  WHAT IS THIS! HEEELLO!

HEEELO!

hello?

Five minutes later...

HEIL SATAN HEIL SATAN HEIL SATAN