A new Identity!

Great!  I may have accidentally messed up on basic geography of Europe, so now someone is out to murder me...  Since I'm rushed in creating my new identity to hide from them, I'm going to have to have a shorter blog today.  Ooh!  I can write about my new identity!  Cool!

So lets start with me recommending a way to forge a birth certificate:  First, google a photo and draw all the data on it!  It's fool-proof (That word means fool's can't understand it).  So, lets start with my name:  Jack Diggz.  Pretty creative, huh?  According to this official looking document, I was born on Febooary 31, 3156!  Foolproof, I know. I live on the mooon, and herd cows to make cheese.  This is one of the most normal jobs, so nobody will suspect a thing. Also, to prevent being shipped out of America, I classify genderwise as an Illegal Alien.  Pretty smart right?  I'm going to keep my hair long to hide my face so nobody recognizes me, and will run around the mall half naked like a normal human.  Wait a minute... I probably shouldn't post my new identity online because I could be found by Ma-