Actual Skiing

So turns out, they couldn't come.   Hold on... Oh they can come!  Grea-  oh.  Never mind.  Anyways, we wen-  Oh great!  They can come!   Man, these people are so indecisive.  I mean seriously!  Make up your mind like neurons!  That was a science joke, by the way.  So this got me thinking:  why do people do this?   WHY?

Yes.  I know what your'e thinking.

ITS RANT TIME!!!!! Or maybe not...

So lets start this off by shifting the blame onto weathermen.  Say the mountains have gotten six inches of snow?  Great lets ski!  But say it will be warm?  Now smart people may think:  OOOHH ITS GONNA BE ICY AS ICE!  And both families are pretty smart, but there was one difference:  They had other priorities.  Namely SCHOOL.  Now I know what ya'll may be thinking.  WHY DOES HE HAVE SCHOOL!  Then:  WHY WOULDN'T HE GO!  And there's a simple answer in this case:   Home school.  That's right folks, we have a case of home school.  So, if you put those two facts together, it gives reason not to go...  But being home schooled, he could catch up on his work tomorrow.  So there's two equally good options, how do you choose?

Yes.  I know what your'e thinking.

ITS RA-  Oh I've already done this.  Your'e thinking  that one idea must be better, but why not just choose that from the very beginning?  Because both ideas are better.  Hear me out, I have an excuse.  So lets say one of the reasons skiing is better is because you will get lots of candy, but if you stay at home, you get an actual lunch.  Both are good options.  But since candy is lunch, skiing would be better.  See?  Science.  So whats better?  Quietly ignore this post, or say ZACK YOUR WRONG!  Which one is more better?  And which one has greater grammar?