Bad Jokes

Well lets start with the first one... YOU JUST CLICKED ON A LINK CALLED BAD JOKES!  Honestly, how did you make that decision?  It's a waste of time, and pointless.  Unless, your computer is shattered, then it has lot's of points, but I doubt anybody reading this has one.  So what's your reasoning?  I think it's human nature.  The same thing happens on New Years Eve.  The same thing happens every year:  You go to a party, play some social games like Apples & Apples, watch the ball drop and random people kiss, then stay up until midnight.  Year after year, it only symbolizes a new year.  Nobody does that for new months.  And if years were as common as months, they wouldn't do that either.  So why do you do it?  You're wasting time.  And this brings us to the reason: You think it will be fun.  Jokes so bad they're funny and hanging out with friends at a New Years Party, making plans for the year.  FUN.  It's a driving source, forcing people into doing dangerous things like skydiving.  Fun.  It's what makes a Subaru, a Subaru...  Wait wrong word...

Man, this has been oddly serious for a post called Bad Jokes... So let me tell some icebreaking jokes about Eskimos....  YA GET IT?  ICEBREAKIN'!  [Insert Laughtrack Here]