Donald Trump

Donald Trump. That's a name we haven't heard here in a while. Seriously, three days is a lot for this guy! So lets talk about his successful companies, and why he would make a great president. Loading...

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 A huge list of all his failures and successes! But it's not huge! WOW! Nine Failures and Seven Successes. Hmmmm.... He must be a "Successful Businessman"! Now everyone makes mistakes, but Trump is practically a magnet to failure! Honestly, thats more failure than success, but he does know that he isn't that successful, right? "I'm running for office in a country that's essentially bankrupt, and it needs a successful businessman," - Donald Trump. WAIT WHAT?  Who does he think this successful businessman is, himself?  YOU HAVE FAILED MORE COMPANIES THAN YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED!  So Donald J. Trump who is that successful businessman?

Ok, I've found that it will be hard for me to reason with why he would be a good president, so lets talk about why people think he will be one.  And lets look no further than the MP himself.  The one that doesn't lie.  The Tru MP.  And that's one of the reasons.  He doesn't lie.  He only contradicts himself a lot.  And most of all, he never contradicts himself.  He's racist.  A leader of the KKK said to vote for him... YES THEM!  THE CREEPY NAPSTABLOOKS!!!! (if you got that reference, have a 1Up)  Now if this isn't a sign that he appeals to a lot of people who have a extremely strong mistrust of IS, I don't know what IS.  (IS is the Islamic State, the official name for "ISIL" not Intermediate School)  Now this is very stereotypical, and has gotten a lot of hate and ummmm... According to polls, a lot of love too.  People like Trump because he knows what he wants.  And now its direct comparison time!

Heres the Scenario: (Australian Accent)

Trump wants to eliminate the differences and export non-whites
Hardcore IS wants to get rid of non hardcore muslims and other religions.

YUP.  See the similarities.  Remember.  You can't spell IslamTRUMPic State without Trump.

Wake Up America.  It's time you learned the Truth
Wait, thats only Illuminati.

Wake Up America.  Become Great.