I've written about everything,
From Trump to Leaping Day.
Yet it's still devoid of just one thing,
A poem for your thoughts.
Why once the man wanted a wall,
Protection from the South.
With their burrito bombs he says,
The danger's to us all.
He felt the skull smooth in his hand,
Weapons all around.
There was a run and then a throw,
The Blood of Heroes now.
Well now it's time, let's add a day!
Cause screw having good time.
Make February one day more long,
Watch all the kids that DIE.
DO YOU SEE THIS MADNESS? THIS IS WHY I'M NOT A POET! THIS IS WHY I WRITE HUMOR WRITING! SPEAKING OF WHICH, HERE'S A SNEAK PEAK FROM TOMORROW SINCE I DIDN'T MENTION PEOPLE SELF ADVERTISING IN THE POEM!
The Blood of Heroes now.
Well now it's time, let's add a day!
Cause screw having good time.
Make February one day more long,
Watch all the kids that DIE.
DO YOU SEE THIS MADNESS? THIS IS WHY I'M NOT A POET! THIS IS WHY I WRITE HUMOR WRITING! SPEAKING OF WHICH, HERE'S A SNEAK PEAK FROM TOMORROW SINCE I DIDN'T MENTION PEOPLE SELF ADVERTISING IN THE POEM!
Dear Loyal Customers,
Us at McDonalds have discovered horse meat in our burgers. We are sincerely sorry, and have transferred the horse meat to another unknown product so that we can continue getting away with it...
Actually, the poem's rhyming and meter weren't that bad. I prefer free verse myself, but this is pretty good. Your excerpt from tomorrow's slice gives me a sense of foreboding, despite the fact that I find myself in alignment with many of your policies. (Good grief, now I sound like I'm endorsing a political candidate. There. That's another idea for your slices: Zack for President. And I am truly terrified to see what could come out of it.)
ReplyDeleteThis is a lot better than I expected due to the fact that you said it was terrible, because I agree with Maia on the fact that it is actually really good. I am now scared to read tomorrows slice from you... Anyways, Nice post!
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