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Thursday, May 3, 2018

Vexillogy

Yet another idea borrowed from a group chat because apparently I can't have an original idea.  So lets talk flags.  Some are good (USA! USA!).  Some are less good. like Antarctica!  Seriously, look at this disgusting thing.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!?!?!!?!
No wonder nobody lives there, the flag doesn't do a good job at making people interested.  So let me give them a hand.  (Granted, this will look like shit since I don't have real photoshop on my current computer so I can only do real photoshops at home.)

Originally, I was considering making Antarctica into a unicorn with the spike on the left as the horn.  But I didn't have the puppet warp used for my fantastic emaustralia, so I decided to cut off the horn and smooth the edges because its a real eyesore and add some color.  You're welcome.
Personally I think its an improvement.

Yesterday I covered the hidden emu on the flag of Australia, but I also pointed out the terrible inconsistency in the stars.  Check it out.

THERES A PERFECTLY GOOD 5 POINT STAR RIGHT THERE BUT YOU CHOOSE TO MAKE THOSE UGLY 7 POINT ONES.  AND LOOK IN THE TOP LEFT, THERES EVEN MORE COLORFUL THINGS THAT ARE ACTUALLY CREATIVE.  BUT I GUESS I'LL STICK WITH THE THEME OF THE FLAG AND REVERSE THE POSITIONS.

So I tried to put the thing in the top left on the rest of the flag, but it looked a bit messy so I chose to simplify it a bit.  Of course I left the hidden emu except I used normal stars.  You know, like a normal person would.

It's perfect.

I don't have any photoshop today because I'm at school but I'll try to write them in advance from now on so I don't have trash photo editing (Seriously I need my puppet warp).

Seriously.  I need it.

3 comments:

  1. I have never pondered flags in such depth! I love your perspective on the flags and your improvements. What would your flag look like?

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  2. I must admit, I have never thought as hard about hidden emus and animals in flags as I have after reading your most recent posts. Also, the new Antarctica flag is definitely a much needed improvement. Your revisions of the other flags are definitely improvements. Nice slice!

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  3. Seeing as no one lives their entire life in Antartica as a general, I would say that very few people would be fighting to change that. However, in the case of the Australian flag, I would have to agree. It is rather inconsistent.

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