Dear Loyal Customers,
Us at McDonalds have discovered horse meat in our burgers. We are sincerely sorry, and have transferred the horse meat to another unknown product so that we can continue getting away with it. We are going to be sure to spend millions of dollars framing our providers, as we want to find a new source that crams the chicken even closer than imagined. To prevent further inquiries, we will also demolish all horse "Stables" hidden though secret tunnels in the Kidz PlayPlaces and instead use that area for our satanic rituals when kids "Accidentally" stumble there. We will find a new source of meats that has forged documents proving them GMO free, as those places are the cheapest. About the satanic rituals we mentioned above, we are really shipping them to China to mass-produce Happy Meals, as we are a few years behind schedule with the Happy Meals made last month planned for 3153 A.D. The satanic ritual thing was not to scare stupid loyal obese parents, who without we would still be rich from stupid loyal obese kids. Sincerely, Donald "Trump" McRonald.
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This is super funny! Great job!
ReplyDeleteMy real question is: Why? I mean, I share your views that McDonald's is a place best avoided (not the satanic ritual horse thing), but how exactly did you come up with some of these? Well written, very random, and amusing, though. Nice slice.
ReplyDeleteHa! very entertaining, and very true.
ReplyDeleteOh my, you perfectly framed everyone of their wrongdoings. have only one question, how did you find out about the satanic rituals? On McDonalds, I share your views, and agree with Maia that it should be generally avoided. Very amusing.
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