As you might know, I have the attitude of a teenage fangirl, which is why last night I went to see Hamilton. The extremely accurate* musical about our founding fathers doing rap battles. That one. Overall it was pretty good
except for the part where they were using handheld mics during the cabinet battles. With all the other props and costumes being clearly set into the 18th and 19th centuries, that shit sucked and broke immersion. I know, I know, I'm just a dumb tech major but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?! THAT SHITS NOT GOOD AT ALL. FUCKING FIRE WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA. The rest was pretty good though, and I don't have anything else to nitpick other than their voices were a bit too boosted at the beginning. Oh yeah, I also went to get Pho. That was pretty Pho-king good too.
![[Intro: Jake Paul] Y'all can't handle this Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby Team 10 Los Angeles, Cali boy But I'm from Ohio though, white boy [Verse 1: Jake Paul] It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow 5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before Passed all the competition man, PewDiePie is next Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex And I met a Lambo too and I'm coming with the crew This is Team 10, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you? And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention Talking shit on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth And I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god, church Ohio's where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum We shooting with a gun, the tattoo just for fun I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one [Chorus: Jake Paul] It's everyday bro It's everyday bro It's everyday bro I said it is everyday bro! [Verse 2: Nick Crompton] You know it's Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin' Yes, I can rap and no, I am not from Compton England is my city And if it weren't for Team 10, then the US would be shitty I'll pass it to Chance 'cause you know he stay litty [Verse 3: Chance Sutton] Two months ago you didn't know my name And now you want my fame? Bitch I'm blowin' up I'm only going up, now I'm going off, I'm never fallin' off Like Mag, who? Digi who? Who are you? All these beefs I just ran through, hit a milli in a month Where were you? Hatin' on me back in West Fake Think you need to get your shit straight Jakey brought me to the top, now we're really poppin' off Number 1 and number 4, that's why these fans all at our door It's lonely at the top so we all going We left Ohio, now the trio is all rollin' It's Team 10, bitch We back again, always first, never last We the future, we'll see you in the past [Chorus: Jake Paul] It's everyday bro It's everyday bro It's everyday bro I said it is everyday bro! [Interlude: Martinez Twins] Hold on, hold on, hold on (espera) Can we switch the language? (ha, ya tú sabe') We 'bout to hit it (dale) [Verse 4: Martinez Twins] Sí, lo único que quiero es dinero Trabajando en YouTube todo el día entero (dale) Viviendo en U.S.A, el sueño de cualquiera (ha) Enviando dólares a mi familia entera (pasta) Tenemos una persona por encima Se llama Donald Trump y está en la cima (la cima) Desde aquí te cantamos, can I get my VISA? Martinez Twins, representando España Desde la pobreza a la fama [Chorus: Jake Paul] It's everyday bro It's everyday bro It's everyday bro I said it is everyday bro! [Verse 5: Tessa Brooks] Yo, it's Tessa Brooks The competition shook These guys up on me I got 'em with the hook Lemme educate ya' And I ain't talking book Panera is your home? So, stop calling my phone I'm flyin' like a drone They buying like a loan Yeah, I smell good Is that your boy's cologne? [Verse 6: Jake Paul] Is that your boy's cologne? Started balling', quicken Loans Now I'm in my flippin' zone Yes, they all copy me But, that's some shitty clones Stay in all designer clothes And they ask me what I make I said is 10 with six zeros Always plug, merch link in bio And I will see you tomorrow 'cause It's everyday bro Peace](https://pa1.narvii.com/6279/a69d24cea4a2a563b8320623ab41c4ee37b30380_hq.gif) |
| Nice! I hate it. |
*Citation needed
We're going to see Hamilton soonish, so I'm excited, but that does sound kind of obnoxious.
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