Why aren't there rants?

Soooo... Why haven't there been rants?

As many of you know, in the past I have been known for my rants, but recently I haven't been doing rants anymore.  Why?  I don't really know anymore.  The last time I blogged a rant was a bit less than a year ago, and I'm not sure if I can rant anymore.  In seventh grade I made bold statements, and honestly didn't give a sh*t about what I said.  It's not that I don't want to write rants, because I do, but theres just nothing inspiring enough to rant about.  In the past, ranting had been fun, but now its just... tedious.  So the answer?  I literally can't rant.  It would probably be good for me to watch some John Oliver to get me back into spirit....

Well that blog was weird... Also probably something that should be addressed to all the people expecting more Satan-Bear.  Now heres the clue for todays hunt!

http://zackssolblog.blogspot.com/p/?????.html